I’m what happens when you live by the motto ‘Live Fast, Die Young’ then you fuck up and survive
— A Total Loser

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The Random Thoughts of an Internet Wanderer

I was raised in the fires of the old web when unminimizable Netzero banners ruled supreme over the land and AOL discs plagued every mailbox. I fought for the phone lines, and was tempered by the nerdrage of 1000 gamer message boards before social media came and tamed the land. I've wandered this hallowed intarweb for who knows how long now, perhaps eons. I've seen the dark places of the tubez and know the content that's shared there too well. My mind has been forever warped and made random from ceaseless flame wars with the paintchuggers who are the internet. Those flame wars continue to this very day. You phone browsing normies will never know what I've endured on my travels, only to end up aimlessly scrolling the Facepage and scouring the reddits feeding off the dankness of spicy memes, cat pics, and the salty tears of n00bs to n00bish to know the lag of the phone times...

I think here... here I may find my solace... here... I can finally find peace...