This is the intro to my upcoming book, but really it’s a thank you for all the fans who’ve read incomprehensible garbage.Read More
I was pretty proud of a poem I had laying around, and so I decided I’d share it with you guysRead More
Knowledge is power and you always need more of itRead More
Chronic Indoctrination Syndrome is a dangerous mental disorder caused by overconsumption of blatant propaganda and an inability to fact-check. Here’s a short description.Read More
A tribute to my favorite band(s) Streetlight Manifesto/Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution/Toh Kay, which are all fronted by my favorite musician Tomas Kalnoky.Read More
AMERICA (FUCK YEAH!) COMIN’ AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, YEAH!
AMERICA (FUCK YEAH!) FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY!
Someone asked people to explain what the phrase “Oedipus Complex” meant, and then the game ended up dead under mysterious circumstances. Foul play is suspected. I swear I wasn’t involved.Read More
A very short essay I made spontaneously out of reverence for the men and women who’ve died for our freedom.Read More
An essay I wrote for my Mommy as a way to give her something special for Mother’s Day. It perfectly explains why my Mommy is just indescribably perfect. Thank you, Mommy! You’re the very bestest!Read More
This little tribute is something I put together because I wanted to leave the positive legacy my Father deserves. This is how my one-of-a-kind Father deserves to be remembered.Read More
This beautiful piece of writing is too inspirational to have come from my twisted, pessimistic, cynical mind yet somehow it did. I definitely felt inspired by a spiritual fire when I wrote this.Read More