Finally, y’all get the context that was left out of “The Beatdown”Read More
If you’ve ever read “Well… That Was Definitely An Experience…” then you’ve heard the end of my trip story “The Waterworks Fiasco” where I ended up running from the cops tripping balls on 8 hits of acid. Here’s the full story, which I’ve made into a memoir of a trip story and titled “The Waterworks Fiasco”…
Have A Nice Trip!
In this chapter of L&T I finally reach adulthood, crash a car… or two, go to county jail, have a psychotic break, get addicted to meth, and then finally get hit by a cop car while running from the police tripping on acid. Boring Boring stuff.Read More
“And when you wake up, everything is gonna be fine.
Guarantee that you wake in a better place, in a better time.
So you’re tired of livin’? Feel like you might give in?
Well don’t. It’s not your time.“
- Tomas ”Toh Kay” Kalnoky, Frontman of the band “Streetlight Manifesto”
“I’m what happens when you live by the motto ‘Live Fast, Die Young’ then you realize how stupid that is and stay alive instead.”
— Someone Who Fucked Up and Survived
In chapter five of “The Life and Times of a Total Loser” I talk about the eventful year I had between spring of ‘03 until summer of ‘04. I dropout of high school at 16, start attending college almost immediately, then drop out of college. I also lost my virginity in the most awkward way imaginable and met the dude who ended up being my best friend for the last 15 years.Read More
The first part of my mission to tell my life’s story. This one covers up until the third grade and has been described as “an emotional rollercoaster” by my friends.Read More
Here’s chapter two of my autobiography in progress. This covers up until the fifth grade.Read More
In part three I talk about my middle school years and the event that pushed from “kinda misbehaving” into “developing sociopath”.Read More
I drove my father to suicide with pathological emotional abuse. Here’s my recollection of the night I found his body and the events leading up to it.Read More
Chapter four of my little autobiographical adventure. This one touches on my “High School days”, which is an inaccurate term ‘cause I spent them completely ditching school every day unless literally forced to be there somehow.Read More
I got beat up by 8 dudes while I laughed at them and called them pussies the entire time in the summer of ‘08. Here’s the full tale.Read More